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The Answer is 42, aka The Importance of Testing

August 18th, 2008 · No Comments

The Answer is 42, aka The Importance of Testing Humor, Quality No Comments » This programmer discovered the importance of testing the hard way: in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a billion digits. i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i [...]

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Where In The World Is Chris Tilling?

August 17th, 2008 · No Comments

In Fairfield, Connecticut perhaps? Because he sure hasn’t been working lately… Fairfield police said they didn’t have much problem tracking down a theft suspect, a bearded man dressed in a tank top and capri pants. Police say a 22-year-old Norwalk man was caught on tape taking $30 from the tip jar at [...]

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Where In The World Is Chris Tilling?

August 16th, 2008 · No Comments

In Fairfield, Connecticut perhaps? Because he sure hasn’t been working lately… Fairfield police said they didn’t have much problem tracking down a theft suspect, a bearded man dressed in a tank top and capri pants. Police say a 22-year-old Norwalk man was caught on tape taking $30 from the tip jar at [...]

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Wanna Bet?

August 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy. Then, the guy on [...]

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President Obama Visits the Joint Chiefs of Stuff

August 15th, 2008 · No Comments

> Army General: Mr. President? Obama: What? I got a name you know. Army General: Yes sir. We’re ready to begin your first meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. If you’re ready sir, we should head to the briefing. Obama: And I’m in charge of these Joint Chiefs of [...]

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Pop Goes the Weasel

August 15th, 2008 · No Comments

1. Into the DJ’s mic at your nephew’s bar-mitzvah, during “This Is How We Do It” 2. At the top of the Eiffel Tower! (At EPCOT Center) 3. On the couch, during the last few minutes of Schindler’s List 4. Onstage, before a large audience, without Cirque du Soleil’s permission [...]

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Fatal Attractions

August 15th, 2008 · No Comments

1. The Island of Ill-Fitting Bras 2. The Greater Cleveland Marriott, where Lincoln once napped 3. IMAX presents Cellulite: 3-D 4. Spring Break Town! 5. The Tomb of the Unknown Commitmentphobe 6. The Library of Discarded ATM Receipts 7. Dr. Scholl’s Corn Palace 8. [...]

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Gone, Baby, Gone

August 15th, 2008 · No Comments

I remember so clearly the last time I saw it. It was hanging on the back of the door in a hotel bathroom. I thought to myself, “You’d better take that down or you’re going to forget it.” I didn’t take it down–although I didn’t remember that until months later, when I was packing [...]

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Hot Dating Advice Here

August 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Love Buzz would like to point Tango readers in the direction of Miss Information, Nerve’s dating columnist and all-around funny girl. Penned by Erin Bradley, former dating blogger, present humor and life blogger, this weekly, clever advice is a must-read for all seekers of dating wisdom.
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Hot Dating Advice Here

August 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Love Buzz would like to point Tango readers in the direction of Miss Information, Nerve’s dating columnist and all-around funny girl. Penned by Erin Bradley, former dating blogger, present humor and life blogger, this weekly, clever advice is a must-read for all seekers of dating wisdom.
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